Cooking the flute

It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy

Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin

by Jay-man Z-dog June 3, 2013

raz cooke

A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.

Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.

Person 2. It’s probably from that Raz Cooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.

by Narreik September 21, 2023

Zariah Cook

Zariah cook means the baddest bitch there is

Oh her name is Zariah cook you know she that baddest

by Godskid January 18, 2022

couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie

Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.

by confusedalien August 4, 2020

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

Let'em cook

A request to give time to an individual or team that is working on something of importance and seem to be on the verge of a break through

Person A: This game game out broken as fuck and glitchy as hell
Person B: Everything comes out that way nowadays, look at the basics, see something great is being made here, and let'em cook

by anonymous July 24, 2023

Cooking Cookies

To bake a cookie but your smart ass is just using the synonym of bake.

I am cooking cookies.

Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.

by Disneylander May 12, 2021