covidence

When you think you’re immune from or above covid and act irresponsibly with no regard for others.

Man Bryce, (sarcastically) I really admire your covidence In throwing a party during this pandemic! You have so much self-covidence approaching that girl without a mask on bro!

by WakeyWai September 7, 2020

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confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances

"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"

by queerz4life November 20, 2020

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Confidential Info

Proving Tise Wrong
This is Dami’s word

I did put confidential info in the dictionary

by Hiiiiitise November 22, 2020

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A person who informs you a situation happened, but will not go into detail due to fear of losing their job and frequently states “it’s an ongoing investigation”. Also hates anyone of darker complexion than himself.

Intentionally trains new dispatchers to be shitty to make theirselves look better.

Guy: Hey, what happened with that case you told us about earlier?
Dispatcher: Can’t talk about it. It’s under investigation.

Guy:Quit being a Confidential DOBEY!

by Gabatronix December 22, 2020

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Coincidence

Something that doesn't connect between A and B, and doesn't appear to relate between the two, if it does at all.

It doesn't seem to be any coincidence that both officers involved in Minneapolis area killings were senior officers and not newcomers. Perhaps someone (benefitted from) wanted newcomers to be given more of a chance than the old school officers, to be thought by the public to be safer and somehow more trustworthy.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

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