Definitions by queerz4life

confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances

"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"

confident turtle by queerz4life November 20, 2020

swamp dragon 

a nasty bitch who eats ass

Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.

swamp dragon by queerz4life October 5, 2020