swamp dragon

a nasty bitch who eats ass
Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.
by queerz4life October 05, 2020
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confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances
"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"
by queerz4life November 20, 2020
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