coffeegon

A Coffeegon is the most relatable and majestic dragon to exist. It's normally the size of a jelly bean. A coffeegon can be found in almost any Starbucks or Caribou if you look hard enough. All these innocent guys want is a cup of coffee so they don't feel so beastly at 5:00 AM. When somebody is tired and just wants coffee, they might refer to themselves as one.

"I feel like a coffeegon."

by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017

coffee-ee

coffee-ee is used to best describe the strength of a coffee or a drink and contains coffee, i made this word when meeting an old friend and we both agreed this word should be shared :D

HMM ... This Drink Is Very Coffee-ee , Should Of Got Something A Bit Lighter ...

by Jrfordyboy2000 July 25, 2017

Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.

You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.

That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

coffee

It will warm your insides or chill you down. Whatever you get, it tastes gucci. It will make you happy. Whether you get dat coffee from Starby´s or dutchy´s it is bound to give you the poops.

How would you like your coffee? Cream and Sugar or Black?

by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019

Coffeetabled

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow

happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this

by handlotion42 November 9, 2019