HAM COMA!

A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.

Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"

Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!

by Flanarama-ding-dong January 10, 2009

gay coma

a state of being cheerfully gay for a day, usually characterized by the attempt to fellate oneself.

Sam, after seeing alex naked, suddenly went into a gay coma, and he started to lift both of his legs up like a girl getting fucked, and in that position, trying to suck his own penis. However, he failed, because it is impossible to suck one's own penis.

by whereismolly April 6, 2013

comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function

I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.

by ECAT55 November 11, 2010

coma

1) Frickin' cool to the max, or sweet. You can add sufixes to the end such as -able, -ing, -licious, and all that good stuff.

2) A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison.

"Dude, that movie was for definentally coma!"
"That is the most comalicious rock I ever saw, for sure"
"Eh, yes sir, I was late because I was in a coma."

by MILK (I do a body good... bitch) April 8, 2006

Comatoast

The only satisfying food you can be bothered to make the morning after you drank yourself into a coma. Can taste like the perfect hangover cure.

I had to have my Comatoast this morning. Last night was a crazy night. What happened?

by iBrowz-- October 18, 2008

coaxial legend

On a mixing desk for recording sound a coxial input is another input you can use. How ever said before the word legend it can be used to describe a person of high social value.

'I love so-and-so, He's some kind of Coaxial Legend'

by stu bedford December 13, 2004

coaxtress

A manipulative bitch who snakes their way into anything for personal gain.

She's a coaxtress Johnny, don't go for it.

by Itswetwillytime February 6, 2017