Skip to main content

Columbian Helicopter Walk

Sex act where a male pulls out post non douche anal and proceeds to walk over the recipient whilst spinning the penis to fling any remaining excrement over the recipient until contact is made with the face, and then is rewarded with a line off the forehead of said recipient.
Last night I was so tired after work that I could only be bothered to hit her with the Columbian helicopter walk.
by Columbian helicopter pilot February 27, 2020
mugGet the Columbian Helicopter Walk mug.

Columbian Dust Storm

The act of licking your thumb and dipping it into cocaine and shoving your thumb up a female's ass right as they're about to shit
My boyfriend wanted to try something new so he decided to do a Columbian Dust Storm after getting an 8 ball of yola
by BallbusterMcgee93 June 30, 2021
mugGet the Columbian Dust Storm mug.

Columbus

Jesse Eisenberg's character in Zombieland is Columbus.
Woody Harrison (Tallahassee) gives him the name in the flick.
Tallahassee: What do you think Columbus? Zombie Kill of the Week?
Columbus: Close, but no cigar. Zombie Kill of the Week goes to Sister Cynthia Kickerbocker.
by Movie Goer August 20, 2021
mugGet the Columbus mug.

Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd

The best group of people to walk the earth
Alexander: what is the name of our gc?
Sky:Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd
by BoOmGirl101 September 28, 2021
mugGet the Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd mug.

Columbidaephobia

Columbidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a pigeon is watching your every move........ This phobia is most common for the ages 12-30.
symptoms: you are always paranoid, you lock your bedroom window and door so that it cannot watch you sleep. Every time you see a pigeon you scream and run. If a pigeon whacks into your office window you think it was a failed assassination attempt.......
mate #1: hey look at that Columbidaephobiac guy!
mate #2 watch this, PIGEON!
Columbidaephobia sufferer: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
by man on a bus March 13, 2022
mugGet the Columbidaephobia mug.

Columbian bath

where you dump pounds of cocaine on your body then roll around in it.
hey did you hear about the party yesterday. I heard they had Columbian baths down there
by HybridFussion_yt September 27, 2022
mugGet the Columbian bath mug.

Columbian bath

You dump pounds of cocaine on your body and roll around in it
The people in columbia love columbian baths
by HybridFussion_yt October 1, 2022
mugGet the Columbian bath mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email