Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!

by McFetus February 21, 2015

coconut hair

It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them

Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts

by iamkeebler August 8, 2016

Coconut hotline

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.

We need business for our new food truck so I'm going to get on the coconut hotline to spread the news.

by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 10, 2016

coconut song

the coconut song is very fun and remember to dont eat to much then you will get very fat with a big butt like helena.

I love to sing along with the coconut song.

by cocopanda.se January 26, 2017

coconut cake

Coconut cake is a popular dessert in the Southern region of the United States. It is a cake frosted with a white frosting and covered in coconut flakes.

My mom makes the best coconut cake at Thanksgiving

by PenguinKnight February 15, 2017

coconut breeze

When you're having sex with your woman and she farts and you feel the wind across your balls.

I was screwing my wife and she gave me the coconut breeze.

by rekabla March 25, 2017

Coconut

Coconut, a combination of the words "coco" and nut"
Also know as an African American male's cum.

i ain't gay but slurpin coconut for $50 is $50

by ram3n April 26, 2017