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Cathleen

A person, usually of the female sex, that likes to smile a lot.

More often than not, Cathleens are black. If you meet a white Cathleen, you are dealing with the wrong type of person. When dealing with black Cathleens, however, it is important to note that calling them white will result in being stabbed with a pen. (See: Matt)

Common habits of Cathleens include smiling (even though it causes their mothers to think them weird), laughing, being great, giving confidence, being really black, saying "LOL," and, in general, being very attractive (especially in the eyes of the Brad).

The lingo of the Cathleen can vary from the common "YO WASSUP" to the more obscure "ahehehahahheheheheh." Other phrases common among Cathleens include "gr8," "paranormal," "krazy," "XCUSE ME?," "I'm black," "racism" and "HEY BRAD," among others.

Overall, the Cathleen is an exotic and interesting creature, and one to value. Whenever one meets a Cathleen, it is recommended that they be very careful not to lose her.
"Dude, there goes a Cathleen."

"Ight, hold up. I'm gonna go woo her with my charm."

"Okay."

...

"Hi Cathleen!"

"Hi."

"So I heard you were white..."

*Stabs with pen.*
by yowassuphowyoudoin April 5, 2010
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cathedral

A woman so hot you have to thank god how fortunate you are while inside.
Alex: Look over there, that girl is super hot!

Chris: Yeah man, shes a cathedral!
by Chris Abramson August 5, 2007
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Catherine

An amazing girl who doesn't know how amazing she is. Amazing eyes and short, perfect for hugging. Total nerd also.

Is a tsundere but won't admit it.
Wow that Catherine is something, if only she knew that
by Sky13243546 October 3, 2018
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Catherine

Catherine; a girl who cannot stop touching her vagina in a sexual way. Her vagina is always moist and ready for use by anyone who is willing to fill her little hole. A girl who's very being is to be sexually satisfied and requires to be pumped full of cum several times per day or she will become ill.
that girl is so horny she is such a Catherine.

Her vagina is as wet as a Catherine
by Meatjuce May 22, 2019
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Catherine

A transgender gay man who plays the autistic French trumpet and is a reincarnation of a Tsarina.
Eli: who’s playing the French Horn at 2 am

Tanner: that’s Catherine
by Coolest pig May 30, 2019
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Catherine

Catherine is a talkative and sweet girl! She loves throwing parties and hosting events. She hates cheaters. She’s responsible and goofy. She’s pretty and smart. She may blab on too much but you gotta love her!
“Catherine talks so much!”

Yeah, but you gotta love her!”
by JusticeArrow January 3, 2020
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Catheter

doctor: it's time for your catheter!
old guy: NO! JUST FUCKING KILL ME!
by Dat Cat June 17, 2020
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