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Corona cock 

An offensive yet funny way to greet ones work colleague.
Now then Corona Cock, how’s things?
Corona cock by Eyescunt June 15, 2020

corona squad 

the most problematic crew, consisting of the most problematic people
“wait, what’s so special about the corona squad?”

“oh... one voluntarily stuck their face in a lake,
one fell in a river,
one got hit by a car,
one slept in...”

Corona Check 

1. Usually said in replacement for “rain check” by people living through the Corona virus.
2. A polite refusal to do something, usually with the implication that it could be done another time.
Stacy: hey, we should have a sleep-over!
Andrew: shoot, I can’t make it tonight! We’re all in quarantine due to COVID-19. Corona check?

Corona-bona

An onset of horniness due exclusively to the negative social and emotional effects of coronavirus, social distancing, or lockdown measures.
Tom: How’s Ryan handling the state-mandated stay-at-home order?
Matt: Not too well, he can’t go out drinking anymore So he’s got mad corona-bona. He basically fucks the same chick every week.

Tom: That’s too bad, this lockdown probably has him going crazy....
Corona-bona by rosssauce July 14, 2020

Corona Dab 

puts lips on the banger then realizes it’s the wrong way.
corona dab you don’t know which way to take a dab from.
Corona Dab by ekak July 24, 2020

corona kids 

a name for generation alpha, children who are growing up through covid-19
"We're not zoomers, we're corona kids"
corona kids by a quaranteenager September 7, 2020