Betty Crocker

Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.

-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!

by MG1 June 21, 2006

cluckerspaniel

A cocker spaniel that is addicted to crack or someone that does something to slightly annoy you.

Drew: "I can't go to green lake to play basketball."

Pat: "Man, why you gotta be such a cluckerspaniel?"

by chcknfjitas June 15, 2011

Cluckerfuck

To have sexual relations with a person on a bed of chicken tenders. Preferably while one or both parties are covered in some type of dipping sauce.

Austin just got done cluckerfucking that girl with a very feminine name. I couldn't tell from afar, but it appeared she was covered in hot sauce at the beginning, and ranch dressing at the end.

by Clucker Pucker March 29, 2015

Chris-Crockery

an adjective describing things that look or act simmilar to Chris Crocker

wow your new hair cut is really Chris-Crockery

by ILOVECHRISCROCKER October 19, 2010

Clocked

Saying something is clocked is just a way to say it's old or boring

No cap, (insert something boring) is kinda clocked

by Adrik Ashburn July 10, 2023

carpet clucker

1.when one "clucks" through the carpet looking for crack/cocaine. aka crackhead.
2.when you lose something in a girls bush and have to search for it.

1.John started carpet clucking after he smoked his last rock.
2.You dont have to be a carpet clucker with debbie, she shaves.

by AliDivito June 23, 2008

cocker

someone who actslike a complete cock - similar to the word dick head but more effective. cockers also play with themselves.

1) that guy called me fat, hes a complete cocker.
2) all my boyfrend does is masturbate- hes such a cocker.

by =)=)=)=)=)=)=) March 9, 2009