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Clash of clans

The place men say they are gonna be playing with the homies but they mean they are gonna FUCK SOME HOE. ( NABEEL I KNOW YOU ARE FUCKING ONE OF YOUR HOES)
Me: I love you

Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.

Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺

Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...
by Yourtinderdate May 6, 2020
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claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover
The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.
by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008
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shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.
She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.
by Keep The Reason March 4, 2009
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santa clause dat ho

Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.
Dude, last night I ran into Max's mom and I definitely santa clause dat ho!
by JGBS January 10, 2008
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claustrophobicize

Similar to suffocated; claustrophobicize is the act and feeling that you could become suffocated; being confined to a small space in which to breathe. The active fear of a closed space.
When I'm down on her vajayjay and I can't breathe, I'm getting claustrophobicized!

Man, he is claustrophobicizin' this room with his stank!
by Sam Francis December 29, 2007
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rittie clause

One who has a ritalin perscription and hands it out as a party drug.
Rittie Clause is getting his new shipment today, and then I'm working for 12 straight hours.
by blaugh June 11, 2006
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Santa Clausing

Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.
That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.
by The SC Victim May 19, 2011
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