Love Clam

Another name for pussy.

I was licking her love clam when it squirted.

by Melakesh December 5, 2017

speckled clam

When a woman has freckles all over her pussy.

Paul likes fucking Tracy because she had a speckled clam. He said he would rub his cock from dot to dot till he hit her vagina!

by Clamer March 2, 2018

Clam pancake

n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.

That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.

by FarmerPT October 29, 2019

Clam hamper

A lesbians mouth

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper

by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021

clam carnival

A sausage fest for girlz

Betsy invited Susanne and Gertrude over. Little did they know, they were having a clam carnival.

by Hotty McBody September 28, 2013

Clam Shovel

A wicked awesome utensil used for shoveling that chow down your gullet.

Grab your clam shovels, and let's get chowdering!

by Chowder Chad's biggest fan November 4, 2023

Clam Mom

Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.

person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"

by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020