smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart July 31, 2014

clam rammer

A man who fucks rapidly

She said you were a clam rammer.

by cracklet February 20, 2014

Clam chowdown

Oral sex on a female

"Now I'm not saying she's a lesbian but, wouldn't be surprised if she liked to preform the good ol' clam chowdown"

by Mr Mc Flop March 30, 2019

clim-clam

When two separate plans intertwine perfectly, creating one extremely well planned plan.

Things worked out into a nice little clim-clam!

by East Bay Sex Mascot September 13, 2019

Clam-check

A nut-check but for a female.

Jose deserves a clam-check

by Anne.me January 17, 2008

jammy clam

Vagina during menstruation

Marie: "It's that time of the month, got such a jammy clam"

Lizzie "Not tonight, got a jam clam going on"

by AliceHdog February 8, 2015

Whiskey clam

Female version of whiskey dick.

So I was eating out Karen for 15 min. I looked up and the bitch was snoozing. She totally had whiskey clam. Fucking Karen smh

by Toungepunch todd May 12, 2019