Thrusty Clam

n. Insertion of the penis or a vibrator or dildo into a person's mouth such that speech is occluded, rendered incoherent or prevented altogether.

Bitch starts chirping me, so I gave him the Thrusty Clam.

by TOothFairy February 15, 2014

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 25, 2016

Clam-check

A nut-check but for a female.

Jose deserves a clam-check

by Anne.me January 16, 2008

Clam Mom

Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.

person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"

by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 21, 2014

clam shanty

A modern new age name for the vagina/pussy.

I told this guy he needed to bring his clam shucker over here to crack open my clam shanty.

by Darcizzle March 23, 2023

smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart August 01, 2014