cuddlebate

The act of laying in bed in a spooning position while you hold the other person's genitalia.

I'd like to cuddlebate the living fuck out that hot Loss Prevention guy from Lowes.

by johnhumplover69 January 18, 2014

cuddle huddle

When people get close physically and affectionately simultaneously.

They were having a rare cuddle huddle.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Chiddle

slang for child, kiddo, dude, etc

person a: hey bro!
person b: oh, hey chiddle!

by dowestan_uwu June 18, 2019

Crotch Cuddlers

Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."

Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers

Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.

by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009

Shrub Cuddler

Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.

The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here

by tmant May 28, 2011

Moon Cuddle

The act of two people sleeping together (like spooning) but in the shape of a moon crest

Moon Cuddles are just like spooning but instead the body is more arched like the shape of a moon. The shape does not resemble that of a full moon, but rather the time when a moon looks like a toe nail

by SBarney96 January 6, 2014

octopus cuddle

When you get as tangled as possible while cuddling.

Me and my boyfriend love to octopus cuddle

by Yssarg June 18, 2017