Chew

Slang to insult or mock someone or their belongings. Usually said by the receiver as something that is frowned upon.

Person with Nike shoes: "Bro what are those??" *Pointing at friend's shoes*
Friend with Jordon's: "Maaan I know you're not tryin' to chew!" *Foreshadowing the inevitable*

by ardeact February 3, 2022

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Chewing my Cazoo

Oakdale tradition which makes the chewer unable to recall the glory days of welsh rugby...

*not that I remember 76 or 78..I was probably too busy chewing my Cazoo"

by Reynolds72 March 18, 2021

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Chewing the Oyster

An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.

The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.

by Corva August 16, 2023

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to chew (v.)

chewing: verb: to suck a penis,

To chew (v). used in a sentence. yo niggga this bitch be chewin me up. often used in the nigger community. to chew (v.)

by langchewbook May 9, 2011

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Chewing Markers

Out of it. Basically in the same sense as playin with the dandelions, someone who’s completely zoned out and oblivious to the world around them.

“You guys suck”
‘Vinny you’ve been chewing markers all game and you’re 1 for 7’

by zfin87 July 30, 2022

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Chewing Creature

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.

I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.

by maklunky August 2, 2023

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