chef's hat

A piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally classified as "insane", and size-wise, they are somewhere between "chubby" and "morbidly obese")

"Whooooohooooohooohaw! The zebras have taken over the butter junction! Time to put on my chef's hat!!!"

by SGTcornsmith November 4, 2003

Chalfont

An overly pretentious person. Characterised by excessive cheese boards, superfluous vocabulary and what is colloquially know as 'ballin''
They hail from south Buckinghamshire and other influential parts of the Home Counties.

'Sebastian won't enter Leeds without his stab proof vest, what a Chalfont's boy.'

by Walkeo July 22, 2016

Chef

Noun: An affectionate name given to a close or intimate companion, friend or mate.

Paul "hey chef"

Scott "hi chef, how are you?"

Paul "good thanks chef"

by tigerw00ds May 24, 2011

chefspop

An older Africian-American person who resembles the father (pop) of Chef, the Southpark character. This person cannot correctly pronounce certain words due to a poor education.

That guy is just like chefspop. He says 'tree fidy' when he means 'three fifty'

by Cartman August 12, 2003

chefly

gourmet cooking skillz in some one with a y chromosome

There seems to be a fair number of gourmet gals and chefly men in this forum, so tell me: what's a date meal that's easy, but looks impressive?

by slumdog January 10, 2009

Chef Budweiser

An attempt to prepare or cook food under the heavy influence of alcohol, usually late at night and often unsuccessful, or such person making the attempt to cook while drink.

Marty pulled a Chef Budweiser on St. Patty's day and burnt the corned beef and half the kitchen...

by E.A. Sproketz April 11, 2011

Chef’s Delight

The act of recieving a blowjob in the kitchen, but instead of nutting on her face, you nut in the microwave and hit the 30 second button.

Yo dude! Olivia and I had sex in the kitchen last night, and she finished me with the Chef’s Delight!

Derek. We live in a dorm. I used the microwave this morning.

by BigPapaEJ November 1, 2017