Definitions by SGTcornsmith
croppelganger
An individual who looks like a freakish combination/offspring of two equally garish and/or crappy human beings. (Generally of the same sex, yet a male-female combo would be totally fucked up)
croppelganger by SGTcornsmith November 4, 2003
chef's hat
A piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally classified as "insane", and size-wise, they are somewhere between "chubby" and "morbidly obese")
"Whooooohooooohooohaw! The zebras have taken over the butter junction! Time to put on my chef's hat!!!"
chef's hat by SGTcornsmith November 4, 2003