many ask me “what is a chav” and i simply say back to them
“why it is someone who looks like a walking adidas or nike advert” this meaning that all they ever seem to wear is nike and adidas 👌🏻
“why it is someone who looks like a walking adidas or nike advert” this meaning that all they ever seem to wear is nike and adidas 👌🏻
by megxnellee July 9, 2019
Get the chav mug.( Great Britian )Teens and pre teens who think they're all big and hard distrubting peace. Male chavs usually wear the same smelly tracksuits with bum bags and ride bikes everywhere, whilst female Chavs have slug eyebrows, orange skin and wears slutty clothes trying to show off their non existing figure, not to mention the ugliest bush looking bun. Usually spotted outside of McDonald's. Chavs favourite shopping brands include Nike, adidas, ellese ,puma and more. Most locals would want to avoid walking around them.
"Oh shit look theres chavs outside McDonald's."
"Aight we're going KFC instead."
Chat language:
"Who the fuck do ya fink ya talkin to ya tramp?"
"I'll knock him out mate muver's life."
"Aight we're going KFC instead."
Chat language:
"Who the fuck do ya fink ya talkin to ya tramp?"
"I'll knock him out mate muver's life."
by anxietybear1 September 16, 2019
Get the Chav mug.An alien-like subspecies of human who disguise themselves as a member of the British Population.
Commonly found speaking Chavish (A Language Based on English Slang terms with a heavy accent)
Chavs can commonly be found dwelling outside of a corner shop clutching a 35p energy drink (or some kind of alchohol) or At a local park, usually injecting or smoking something
Commonly found speaking Chavish (A Language Based on English Slang terms with a heavy accent)
Chavs can commonly be found dwelling outside of a corner shop clutching a 35p energy drink (or some kind of alchohol) or At a local park, usually injecting or smoking something
by ItsJayJack October 13, 2019
Get the Chav mug.Charlie Marsh, an example of a chav. Long story short he wears Nike AirMax 95s, Adidas tracksuits, cheats on every girlfriend he has and runs away like a pussy when someone threatens him - Generally a cunt
by DoYuKnoDeWae January 9, 2018
Get the chav mug.Chav - thought to come from the town Cheltenham, where the private school girls would use the term chav to describe the locals of Cheltenham, short for Cheltenham average. Typically drinking energy drinks on street corners, wearing track suits but never exercising, having greasy hair (which a girl would have in an excessively tight pony tail)
by Poshgirl1 October 6, 2016
Get the Chav mug.A chav is someone you don't want to get involved with. If you do, you will have grand-children before the age when you even wanted your own kids. Here are the signs you will need to keep a look out for:
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.
If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).
Thanks for reading... and be safe.
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.
If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).
Thanks for reading... and be safe.
What a chav would say:
"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"
"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"
"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"
"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"
"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"
"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"
"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
by Unilady16 June 24, 2016
Get the Chav mug.Person 1: Say, look at those silly little teenagers over there wearing hoodies. Person 2: Yeah! stupid chavs think that their the shit, they don’t scare us.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018
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