chance a jeep
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
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Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha
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