Carpet tre

a carpet tre is a skateboarding slang term which describes a 360 flip as very low with almost no pop at all.

Person 1: Yo dude I just 360 flipped it was awesome!!!

Person 2: You mean that gnar carpet tre you just pulled, that shit was dutty and had no stee.

by Papageorge P October 4, 2006

carpet cleaner

a dude with a mustache eating out a girl

bobs stash was a good carpet cleaner

by islander86 March 23, 2008

carpet squatter

a carpet urinater

a urinater on inappropriate surfaces

one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet

poomouf is a carpet squatter

koybinatoy likes carpet squatters

by poomonks September 1, 2003

Carpet Burn

When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.

"Damn man I knew I shouldn't have messed with that Christmas cunt, I ended up with Carpet Burn."

by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018

Carpet snake

A person who is laying down whole day on the living room floor with no use,jobless,often getting wasted or watching tv

Briony laid down whole day as a carpet snake.

by talemah June 9, 2010

Twisting Carpet

When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.

1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.

by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 5, 2009

Carpet Cruiser

A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'

Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.

Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.

Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.

by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010