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the cossack

A highly advanced version of the basic tea bag manoeuvre where the executer performs a traditional Slavic dance whilst dipping his ball bag in and out of the recipient’s mouth.
I was tea bagging her and I thought - hey i'm gonna involve the Cossack.
by Beastman and Skeletor March 20, 2008
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The real cost

Some stupid anti-smoking company that releases ridiculous ads on smoking/vaping using cgi transformers/dinobots, skin falling off, wooden teeth.

Basically it’s bullshit
Karen: What are you doing smoking in my neighborhood, go look at The Real Cost and educate yourself!

Jake: Ma’am this is an inhaler
by White Boy Smokes Weed February 9, 2021
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Dirty Cosby

I turned on he tv and much to my horror there was the Dirty Cosby!
by Pfc. Snowball October 18, 2008
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cossin

a word used to describe a dirty whorish harlet. with loose morals... with a penchant for butter churning...
'dude, look at that girl'
'mate i know she's such a cossin!'
'i know!! i saw that bitch butter churning last night!'
by butter-lover May 4, 2010
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Costa Rica

Like Hawaii only there are things to do besides sit in the sun. it is also a lot cheaper to go to.
"wana go to hawaii?"
"hell no, costa rica is so much better."
by a brute November 17, 2005
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Cosmonog

An ancient consumerist winter holiday. Unlike Christmas and others, it has no particular religious origin and is completely secular. Celebration involves the purchase of Cosmopolitan Magazine and Egg Nog. Participants drink the latter while dramatically reading the former, learning great sex tips and a variety of whimsical names for vaginas. An additional practice that is less well-known involves the purchase and eating of Swedish Fish, often intended for those who do not enjoy Egg Nog.
"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."
by sylentsage December 27, 2011
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a costas

if you never met a "costas", you probably should be a blessed. if you do know a costas, you are very aware of how gay and pathetic they are. costas' usually like to brag about their lifestyle when it is pretty shitty and brag about their money. their parents most of the time wish they haven't had them and probably wanted a girl instead of a "costas". if you ever encounter one, please visit a doctor to help with suicidal thoughts.

they tend to wear ugly ass neon nike shoes that are outdated and make you want to rethink living. on the other hand, theyre occasionally "smart" but on the outside, they act autistic and fucking dumb as shit.

costas' likes to brag about their love also. despite the fact, they really never talk to their partner. their relationships usually last for maximum 2 days.

costas' have huge egos and like to "roast" people when they clearly haven't seen themselves

lastly, costas' are very sexual and would probably never get laid and die as a virgin.

example:
person 1: are you dating a costas?
person2: yes, i love him!
person 1: you should reconsider living and fuck off you dumb bitch

another example:

person 1: did i just hear a roast from a costas?
person 2: yes, it sucks dick
person 1: i wish these dumb ass costas would stop breeding
by thatcockyboybitch455 December 30, 2016
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