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Slippery coconut

When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.
Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!
by Poonswaggle12345 June 25, 2010
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spelling coconut

when a girl rides dick by spelling the word 'coconut' with her hips.
'yo my girl Kate she was totally spelling coconut on me last night!'
'did it feel good?'
'yeah'
by notsosexy July 18, 2019
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Crazy Coconut

Used to describe a female during PMS when she is acting completely irrational and crazy. A perfectly sane girl can turn into an absolute psychopath who will randomly cry uncontrollably for reasons they do not even know but of course it will be the guys fault. When females are experiencing this crazy coconut syndrome they should be avoided at all cost for at least 3-4 days, do not communicate with them through any medium as they might unleash on you at any time. There is no known cure for this crazy coconut syndrome, yet some scholars maintain that chocolate, warm drinks, hot water bottles, bunches of flowers and saying lies like "yes your right, yes it my fault, its ok that your like this" seems to calm the beasts.
Shes being an absolute crazy coconut, stay the hell away from her.
by PaulTheLegend August 6, 2010
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Monkey fucking a coconut

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.
That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.
by Wcmd March 15, 2016
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Put the Lime in the Coconut

To smoke marijuana
Put the Lime in the Coconut
"Dude lets put the lime in the coconut and watch Shrek 3-D
by Joe November 22, 2004
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dirty coconut

a racial term used to describe a person of hawaiian decent, due to the large number of coconuts in hawaii
lupin the third called him a dirty coconut!!!!!!!!
by usmarine101 May 2, 2006
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Fancy the coconut

When you fancy the coconut, you've done something extremely wrong.
"I totally had sex with your girlfriend"
"You just had to fancy the coconut, didn't you?!"
by IWillNeverTell August 7, 2012
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