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cereal

A sexual act performed by a man, who will plant his semen in a bowl. He proceeds to place his own feces into a bowl. Once finished he will experience a wholesome meal which keeps him fit throughout the day.
Did you have any cereal yet?
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Clapton Crunch cereal

A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.
Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020
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Bi Cereal

A person who pours milk in the bowl before the cereal.

A person who gives people anxiety based on the order of which they make their cereal bowl.
"Nothing better than the milk in the bowl before the cereal. I guess I'm bi cereal."

Bro you must be bi cereal because that's not how you eat cereal.
by Anastacia Beaverhousin710 October 9, 2020
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fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal
I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon
by Willhe October 19, 2020
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cereal milk

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning
by pancakeshoes13 July 13, 2012
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Cereal Jack

After you jack off, you eat your favorite cereal
Jordan: Dude, I'm bored and hungry :(
Ben: Let's just cereal jack :)
by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011
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Cereal

Ah man I was so happy this morning when I looked in my fridge and saw cereal.
by CerealLover5 August 20, 2011
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