Fortune Cookie Bullshit

Advice or wisdom passed that offers little or no value to a situation. Typically based on common knowledge that is skewed based on ignorance, or a similar isolated past situation that occurred in a third party's life that has nothing to do with the current situation.

"Cara hasn't called for like 3 hours."
"Dude, she's fucking someone else, probably one of your friends or a close relative. Maybe even one of your teachers from high school"
"Uh, how can you tell that?"
"Totally happened to my cousin's friend, the one that works over at Public Storage."
"What kind of fortune cookie bullshit is that? You're an asshole, my friend."

by Matt Kish January 20, 2009

bullshift

an inconvenient schedule for a shift worker

I can't believe the boss gave me a four o'clock bullshift tomorrow. It's like he has no idea of how to make a schedule.

by ca_mj November 27, 2007

bullshit

90% of the definitions on this website.

90% of the definitions on this website are bullshit. They're just illiterate douchebags who ruin their lives with drugs and being arrested 30 thousand times.

by A-person_yay April 28, 2014

bullshit

National Rifle Association.
Ku Klux Klan.
British National Party.
European Union.
Racism.
Sexism.
American Nazi Party.
Most of what comes out of a far-right-wing and far-left-wing's mouth.

Examples, listed above.

by ComradeDmitri May 26, 2004

bullshit

someone who bullshits all the time

-yo,look who's coming
-oh shit,the bullshit express
-yeah,com'on lets get lost

by can142 March 15, 2007

bullshit

-Crap
-The stuff coming out of a bulls ass
-Drivel

`The Iraqi people have got weapons of mass destruction!`
-`Oh no, that is bullshit`

by Jhonssens December 23, 2007

Bullshit

Donald trump

Donald trump is bullshit

by Lilemopotato February 23, 2017