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brown baggin 

1. Bringing your lunch to work or school in a brown "paper" bag. 2. A dirty t-bag, normally performed after anal sex or a long days work. 3. Placing a brown paper bag over your sexual partners face, due to ugliness or to better fantasize.
Dude: Im brown baggin today! Damn snack machine always eats my dollars

Woman:Oh god, what are you doing? You never go ass to mouth!
Man: Im brown baggin your pie hole, leave me alone lunchbox

Woman:Why do you always brown bag me before we have sex?
Dude: I like thinkin about your sister..
brown baggin by Jared Orion October 8, 2007
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Brown Onion Syndrome 

The life-long remorse suffered when you turn down a guaranteed fuck with a random girl, just because she is the Brown Onion of her group of friends, and you worry what your friends will say.
God I wish I just nailed that pig in 1992 when I had the chance. I've got serious Brown Onion Syndrome now.
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Brown Action 

Another word for bumming/to be bumming/the big gay
That faggot Jerome was up to some brown action last night
Brown Action by Steamyphart October 18, 2019

brown banana 

the act of having someone suck their shit off your penis after having anal sex with them. (you don't have to cum)
'She puked after she gave me a brown banana because she had so much shit in her mouth, so i slapped the bitch'

'Dude, she totally gave me a brown banana! oh man i feel bad for that bitch!'

'That hoe sucked her own anal drippings off of my cock last night, she truly knows how to give a brown banana'
brown banana by Cullin January 7, 2008

Brown Magic

An utter awesomeness of wicked magic, superfluous skills, and a keen sense of wizardry. One who possess Brown Magic, is known to be on a higher yet parallel plane to those who practice Black Magic except massively funnier.
Don't cross Brown Magic, he will punch your eye brows off...
Brown Magic by BM106 August 19, 2008

brown bag special

A female with a nice body and an ugly ass face.
Sonic: Not the only place with Brown Bag Speicals.
brown bag special by TSMason May 12, 2003

Brown Bomber 

Strain of marijuana made famous from the movie Grandma's Boy which is "when you smoke this, you'll shit your pants." You get so stoned you don't know whats going on and shit your pants.
I don't want any of the brown bomber, I already shit my pants this week.