Braden

a horny boy, who likes butt pics from his girlfriend. he is very awkward and his friends call him a horndog.

person 1: omg did you hear what braden asked brynn?
person 2: yeah! hes such a horndog

by deshdosh420 February 16, 2019

Braden

Literally has no friends lmao

Hey look it’s braden. Why he by himself?

by Cooking May 22, 2019

Boeden

Boeden is a loser who plays a lot of Call Of Duty and eats a lot of junk food.

wow look at him, he is such a Boeden

by Butt Lickr October 3, 2019

Braeden

A 6ft crack head that can steal over 300 monsters, but can't steal a few Starbucks drinks

"I finally caught that crackhead Braeden stealing"

by YahBoiBigBoi March 3, 2020

Bradenton

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

braden barillas

a handsome boy who’s so perfect n is there for everyone. he’s amazing and is so so so sweet. i wish i could marry him. <3 - aisey

ais: “omg is that braden barillas?”
keira: “yes it is! he’s the sweetest boy, you should talk to him!”

by aiseyyy March 12, 2022

BRED

He is an idiot who simps and is horny for plants one of them is a character from plant vs zombies heroes solar flare
He is also afraid of the dark yeah such a kid anyways he is also a no lifer that likes to grind in games can't sleep and is always sad because he is also a discord mod witch means he is a loser
So overall he is a big fat idiot horny simp
Thanks for reading this

You are such a loser you are almost became BRED

by BRED IS A SIMP LMAO April 7, 2022