baby on board

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.

The Song:
Baby on board,
how I adore,
that sign in my car windowpane.
Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Pelican Board

A board that you attach pelicans to.

Kez was tired of chatting on IRC so she went and nailed some pelicans to the pelican board instead.

by ToolyTowers September 1, 2003

baby on board sticker

a sticker meant for cars but sometimes placed on birthday presents made to upset your friends and close relatives

to *baby on board sticker* ly hope you enjoy your dog treats

by wagwan wot up g January 9, 2020

baby on board

Contrary to other definitions posted here, displaying a 'baby on board' sign is not actually intended to be an attempt to make other drivers drive more carefully.

It's for the Emergency Services in the event of an accident. It's so they know there may be someone in the vehicle who is small enough to have become trapped under a seat etc.

There. That's nothing to get mad about, is it?

See that mangled wreck? How cool is that? OMG, there's a Baby on Board!

by Mathilda Underfoot March 8, 2010

Bubbleman's Board of Evil Robot Stuff

omfgies!!! itz lyk teh kewl!

penis

by atomicchronic February 9, 2003

Nellie on board

When a chick wants a full nelly(full nelson) administered to her when she wants to be fucked hard.

Yo - man, we got a "Nellie on Board."

by Con Rad November 25, 2007

Charcoochie board

When a cannibal takes the pussy lips off his victims and places them on a chopping board in a deceptive manor

Mhmmm this charcoochie board is very beautiful

by AutumnSquatamn October 2, 2021