Blanket Apology

1. A "I'm sorry" that covers all things someone says or does while drunk or otherwise intoxicated.

2. A mass text that gets sent out the morning after blacking out and sending a ton of ridiculous texts and IMs the night before.

1. "I'm really drunk right now, I'm sorry."
"That's ok I assume a blanket apology for whenever you're drunk."

2. "OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR THE TEXTS/IMs LAST NIGHT GUYS, I WAS SOOOO DRUNK. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SENDING HALF OF THESE."
"LOL"

by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011

cheese blanket

The result of a pizza being left at room temperature for several hours, the seperation of the cheese from the pizza. This effect often causes an unpleasant mess and leaves the pizza without cheese. This phenomenon also occurs occasionally with fresh, or "hot" pizza, most frequently when eating individually bought slices. (see also, Georgio's Pizza, Pizza Hut)

"Is the leftover pizza still good?"
"Not really, man. It's all covered in cheese blankets."

by |||||||||||11111llllll1l11l1ll January 15, 2009

blanket rub

when rubbing up on a blanket and as you wake you start to jiz all over your self!

Dam I woke up and was jizzing all over my leg and some got in my mouth this is from blanket rub

I was rubbing my blanket so fast on my penis I got blanket rub!

by DeleteThis January 1, 2011

security blanket

A security blanket is a blanket that young kids have for security.
It originates from a character in the comic strip Peanuts, named Linus van Pelt who always had a security blanket with him.

Gosh, you really need to let go of that security blanket.

by IshiftSandvich December 30, 2015

Pig in a blanket

To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.

I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.

by Sebas320 September 16, 2012

piggy in a blanket

A sexual position where you are doing your significant other "doggy style" at which point you tell them to bite down on an apple while simultaneously throwing a blanket over them.

I was out getting drunk and ended up going home with a fat chick. I made the best of it by turning her into a piggy in a blanket.

by Kraylis September 20, 2013

throwing the blanket

To throw shade, but the blanket is worse because it's dark under there.

Beyoncé was throwing the blanket with Lemonade.

"Damn bitch have you heard Beyoncé's new album?"

"Yup she threw that blanket over Jay Z like it was nothing!"

Or

"Damn did you see Danielle's eyebrows? Looks like someone doesn't know the difference between a tweezer and a razor."

"Damn bitch you threw that blanket!"

by gypsy.ami May 15, 2016