boat

the object that andy samberg is on.

"I'm on a boat (and) its going fast (and) i've got an nautical themed, pashmina afghan"

by andysamberg April 15, 2009

boat

N. A hole in the water, surrounded by wood, into which money is poured.

Hey Dumbshit AKA Andrew, do you wanna take the boat out this weekend?

by steelheader March 15, 2008

Speed boating

When a penis is inside a vagina or ass and the vagina or ass farts or queef's.

I was motor-boating your mom's tits. Then while fucking her she queefed and was speed boating my dick.

by rusty trombone of destiny October 31, 2010

boat anchor

1. Any large electronic device that has become outdated, and thus is much larger and heavier than modern versions. A small (usually handheld) such device is called a brick.

2. In ham radio, a piece of radio equipment meeting the criteria in definition 1.

1. That stereo is a total boat anchor!

2. I went to a hamfest last weekend and bought a boat anchor from the 1970's.

by Artation January 4, 2009

butter boat

After leaving your load on her tits, you keep on going, frantically, maniacally even, until the "substance" becomes buttery.

I was so in the mood, that after climaxing, I butter boated her breasts.

by echdarees June 29, 2011

Illinois Mega Motor Boat

While having anal sex with a girl you push her head into the toilet and thrust,she will grasp for breath and make motor boat noises.

Steven Rose: Dude i made Joci do a Illinois mega motor boat last night
Jase Runkel: You must have almost drowned her!

by Steven Runkel February 14, 2012

East Texas Gravy Boat

The act of pouring gravy inside a woman's vagina then placing in a biscuit and eating it out

I was so hungry and horny the other day my girlfriend let me have a East Texas Gravy Boat.

by Dr. DubWalker October 25, 2015