bastardate

The act of creating bastard children. Usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee faggot dipper (thank you to EpC 2 for that; see definition for Jatt). These pagan creatures usually dream of having sex with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their Jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.

Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.

ohh damn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.

first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.

by EpC 1 February 18, 2005

bastard fairies

the worlds greatest band.

thebastardfairies.com Prepare for enlightenment, for the bastard fairies shall take over soon.

by Shmebla. October 8, 2006

Sad Bastards

A person(s) that leaves a definition on a web site, defacing definitions and claiming that certain definitions are not fit to reside in cyberspace. This person is usually guilty of doing that which he/she is accusing others of doing.

"I hate people that sit around all day and leave comments on websites that suck...oh, wait....that's me. Damn."

by beebo April 18, 2005

sheep shagging bastard

Scottish slang - Aberdeen Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Dons fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep.

see Jimmy, he's a fuckin sheep shagging bastard.

by the non don May 2, 2008

Basting the Baby

Having sex with a pregnant woman.

Chuck: I hear your wife is pregnant.
Bob: Yeah, its great, nothing like basting the baby.

by Asher Hunter April 9, 2006

Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.

Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!

by pawnkake August 29, 2009

bastometer

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer

after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer

by liz and claire October 1, 2007