groin-ball

To shoot someone in the groin so that it takes them a week to die, ala the Andrew Jackson/Charles Dickinson duel.

Man, Dickinson was all disrespectin' his wife, and ol' Hickory went and groin-balled him.

by Ben of Iniquity July 27, 2010

g-balled

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.

For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic

by Djansson September 28, 2015

fiery ballsack

Deep within the halls of the scary night castle the young peasant gets castrated as he was forsaken to put aftershave on his nuts. Making him get a "fiery ball sack"

I was unhappy and tired of being a boy so I sacrificed my life and went thru the process of Fiery Ballsack.

by !TheIronClaw! March 19, 2017

Vulcan blue balls

When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!

That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL

by RuBnTuG March 10, 2017

National Cock and Ball Torture Day

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!

John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away

by memevegtal December 19, 2019

ballular

circular, spherical, round

The planet Earth is ballular

by Micah Fonoroff October 18, 2003

No Balls

The ultimate challenge, doing a super hardcore ironman run without Birding, Allies or Loans.

"Hey, did you see Florryworry's last run?"
"No, was it good?"
"Yeah, he did it no balls, like super hardcore and shit!"

by anderleveN December 18, 2020