nerd alert

Kickass song by the Aquabats

Well yeah, we're the freaks of nature
We're the kids that easily bruise
We're the geeks and the creatures
Outer space hillbillies from the moon
Get stupid on your time
Keep your geriatric biker fight
Diffuse the land mines
I'm alright
You're Alright
We're Alright
Well we both know that our day will come
The revolution has begun
So raise your fists and take a stand
With your super cool...
Super cool wrist bands!
We broke out
And now we're running crazy
Down the middle of the boulevard
(Spaced out!)
There's a nerd alert
There's a nerd alert
And you'll never, ever
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
You'll never...!
We're fat, young and hungry
But we don't care
We got big old brains
Like Mexican candy
We got some complex flavor
Running up in here
So get stupid on your time
Get the bud bowl off the air
Diffuse the land mines
I'm alright
You're alright
We're alright
You know that your apathy
Became your enemy
And you did yourself in
Find out this phenomenon
Is running on and on
And we'll never give in...
We broke out
Now we're running crazy
Down the middle of the boulevard
(Spaced out!)
There's a nerd alert
There's a nerd alert
And you'll never, ever
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
Live...

by GeeGee July 26, 2008

Advertainment

Media that advertises a product or brand whilst entertaining.

The Citroen adverts with the giant dancing robot which is a car would be described as Advertainment

by The Panda April 14, 2006

advertunity

An opportunity to advertise something; coined by Stephen Colbert.

"Look, they missed an advertunity. That paint could have been Sherwin-Williams."

by colbertnation317 August 1, 2009

Average Drone

The Average Business Man/Woman, that carries out the same activity every day for their entire lives. They appear to have robot-like charictoristics.

They are seen to clog the roads during rush hour in their almost identical boring saloon cars, mainly black 2 litre audi's, and seem to look exactly the same as eachother in their suits, with an expressionless, mainly shaven face, who show no sign of human life between waking up at 6:30 and arriving home at 7:00.

They generally lead a boring and repetative life, end up divorcing and growing old without acheiving much in life.

Person1: "Hey! look at all those audi's clogging the motoways, they seem to all be following the same pattern"
Person2: "Is it me, or do they all look like Mr Smith from the matrix"
Person1: "They're all like robots!

*looks closer*
"Ahh they're just Average Drone's, clogging up the motorway"
Person2: "who's idea was it to set off in rush hour!?..."

by adtrsean May 17, 2010

advertabbing

When a commercial comes on at the end of a TV program, shrinks the credits down to a small tab, and pwns the credits with its own blah-blah-blah and loud music.

Who gave these fuckers the right to do advertabbing? I wanted to see where this film was filmed!

by pentozali November 25, 2010

aventually

Aventually is a word used when one's spelling is at the level of a four year old dyslexic child. Often confused with the word eventually.

your always going to fail aventually

by marounisdyslexic February 7, 2015

Average

Alan’s penis.

Aj is average.

by Winkwink037 June 4, 2018