angry masturbation

The act of pleasuring one's self while under a great deal of stress,angst,anger, or general hostility. Often leaves the genital areas red and sore for a period of twenty-four hours. Other side effects may be painful.

mr hughes, school administrator (during the act); "God damn kids Rawrrrr I'm rubbing my cock so hard Rahh I Hate Hartland Rahh MYSPACE Rahh"

-or-

After that fight with my girlfriend, i performed some hardcore angry masturbation....that bitch...

by dantrick June 20, 2006

Voltaire's Angry Glove

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.

"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."

by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007

Angry Parent Rock

Angry Parent Rock, as it is deceptively called, actually has nothing to do with rock. It has a lot to do with screaming whiney bastards yelling about how angry they are at their parents. This style of music has been made popular by such bands as Linkin Park.
Angry parent rock originated when stupid band members were finally allowed to write their own songs by their agents and managers. These band members, having the brain power of a 92 year old that has been dead for the last ten years, ended up writing an album or in some cases two or three with all songs consisting of no more than two chords and vocals with a mildly abrasive voice saying how disappointed he was in his father.

song writer 1: hey what if we did a song and the guitar went 'BAAAAAAAAA' then 'WAAAAAAAAA' 'WAAAAAAAA' then back into a 'BAAAAAA'
song writer 2: yeah that is sooooo cool and ill sing "FATHER YOU MAKE ME ANGRY. WHY WONT YOU DIE AND BURN!!!!"
song writer 1: (crying) oh why won't father support my music career.

by AngryLiam March 15, 2005

angry dad

What Bart's comic on Homer was called, in the Simpsons.

Watch the simpsons, and you'll see.

by Fury1671 July 12, 2004

halo angry

The feeling of rage and anger one gets while playing/losing an intense match of halo 3 online.

Jim became halo angry when a eight year old ruined his killing spree at the end of the game.

by Matt Hiatt June 17, 2008

Angry Larson

An Angry Larson is when you come home wasted and forcefully fuck your brother in the asshole.

Man, he was trashed last night that he when home and angry larsoned his brother/

by caramelchocolate69 December 1, 2010

Angry Dishes

The anger when one adult in the household is doing dishes while another, who could be helping, isn't. Perhaps they're playing a video game, lying in bed, watching TV, or doing nothing that prevents them from helping with those dishes.

I thought I was going to break something on purpose when I was doing the Angry Dishes last night. Why couldn't she get up off the couch and help?

by existenzkampf January 4, 2011