Americans

I'm not even American, so don't just shrug this off as 'An American trying to defend themself and their country.'

I myself am Canadian, and although SOME Americans are fat, idiotic, ignorant slobs, many are the exact opposite. A lot of Americans (probably the majority) are genuine, hardworking people who do the best they can to provide for their family with what they have. Many hate Bush, and are glad Obama's taken his position, hoping that it'll lead to more peaceful and better living. Not all of them wanted to even go into Iraq in the first place, and even though the stereotype for Americans are fat and stupid, many of them don't deserve it, and if you think that 300,000,000 people are stupid fat asses, you are extremely close minded.

Non-American: I hate Americans, they're all fat and stupid.
Me: Well I'm sorry you feel that way, it makes you look very arrogant.

by Cassidy P February 8, 2009

american pie

#1: A song by Don McLean. It's a vague history of Rock starting with the death of Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and some other person I can't remember right now and ending with the introduction of the Rolling Stones (Mick Jagger is known as Satan in the song, "...And Satan on the sideline in a cast" refers to an injury Mick had). It is believed that the name of the song came from the airplane that crashed but in reality the plane could only be identified by it's aircraft pin number, it had no name and never was named. The title of the song is therefore truely unknown.

#2: A movie about teenagers who want to loose their virginity. It is a very quotable movie, for example "I did my fair share of... masturbating in my days, I used to call it stroking the salami. You know your Uncle Herman used to pet the one-eyed snake five, six times a day." Even the weird guy gets laid in the end but he does it with someone's mom, hence the playing of Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson" as the scene cuts out to the next person.

1. American Pie is as easy to sing as pie.

2. We should pull an American Pie one of these days and see who's the last person left out of the bed.

by Sid Barrett August 3, 2007

American pig

A slang term to discribe a middle-aged white American citizen who loves beer, trash TV, war, and is usually intolerant of other people's traditions and cultures. See also: Redneck

Those American pigs want to start a war with every other country in the world.

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

america online

A two word phrase that refers to an internet provider (online) that cost way too much and produces too little (America).

I use America online because I'm a rich dumbass that enjoys waiting around!

by DragonlordALS July 18, 2004

the presidents of the united states of america

A quirk rock band formed in the early 90s. Perhaps the best band ever.

The Presidents of the united states of america are a great band.

by Badminton October 22, 2003

Americancentric

An American biased perspective of a global event.

That news coverage was americancentric. They need to be more objective.

by Jamie Miller December 10, 2004

American Twist

A type of tennis serve where one pronates causing the ball to spin the opposite direction (i.e. a slice that curves to the left with a right handed player now curves to the right).

"Dude, did you see that guy's sick American Twist? I couldn't return that shit!"

by Michael F34 April 14, 2008