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Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains are an American rock band formed in Seattle, Washington, in 1987 by guitarist Jerry Cantrell and original vocalist Layne Staley. Although widely associated with grunge music, the band's sound incorporates heavy metal and acoustic elements. Since its formation, Alice in Chains has released four studio albums, three EPs, two live albums, four compilations, and two DVDs. The band is known for its distinct vocal style which often included the harmonized vocals of Staley and Cantrell.
Alice in Chains are the best band ever
Alice in Chains by FredAstaire July 20, 2010
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Alice Cooper 

is when you're banging a chick and you say mean, hurtful things in order to make her cry so her mascara runs down her face.
I gave my girl an Alice Cooper last night.
Alice Cooper by rudeboyrude May 9, 2008

alice kirkland 

The British girl from Hetalia who's burnt scones could kill a gorilla and did you know she has fucking magic, like she can summon demons though all that happens is Russia comes

Alice: *chanting incantation*

Russia: *appears from floor* you called

Alice: Russia get the bloody hell out you wanker
alice kirkland by That brit April 9, 2017

alice cooper 

Freddy Kreuger's stepdad, according to Freddys Dead: The Final Nightmare
Freddy Kreuger offscreen kills alice cooper with a throat slit.

Alice Cooper 

The greatest rock and roll artist to have ever lived, but people still somehow haven't heard of him at all. He started in the sixties with his first famous album being Love It To Death, which included the song I'm Eighteen, and following up with albums such as School's Out, Killer, Muscle of Love, Billion Dollar Babies, and Welcome To My Nightmare, which is about a boy/man named Steven who is in a nightmare. In the late 70's, he went into rehab due to his alcohol addiction, which almost killed him. During this time up until 1983, he was still touring and making albums. He finally got out of rehab in 83, and took a break until he returned with his comeback album Constrictor, which included an amazing song called Teenage Frankenstein. He became even more popular in 1989 with his hit song Poison from the album Trash. More recently, in 2011, he released the album Welcome 2 My Nightmare, which continued on the story about a boy/man called Steven, who also appeared in more earlier albums, starting at Welcome To My Nightmare, Goes To Hell, The Last Temptation and some other songs in other albums. In 2017, he released the album Paranormal, in which he collaborated with his original band members, with whom he had split up with after Billion Dollar Babies. Now, he is still rocking hard and touring like he was in his twenties, when he is in fact 70. Hopefully he can release a couple of more albums before he is forced to retire. Rock on Alice!!
Jason: Hey Bill, you know Alice Cooper?
Bill: Hell yeah I do!
Jason: Well, I saw him in a concert last night, and he was amazing!!
Bill: WHAAAAT?!?! I'm so freaking jealous! What songs did he play?
Jason: He played Poison, School's Out, Killer, Woman Of Mass Distraction, The World Needs Guts, Billion Dollar Babies, No More Mr. Nice Guy, Feed My Frankenstein, Brutal Planet and some more! You should definitely see him soon!
Bill: Man, I definitely will soon! He's so awesome.
Bill and Jason: WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

Alice Gnesin 

This Alice is the best you will ever meet. Her smile will melt you. She's super nice but has a dark side. Yet, she's 100% drop dead gorgeous. Never let go if you meet Alice Gnesin.
Alice Gnesin is the most amazing person in the world.
Alice Gnesin by iamanevildemon February 25, 2019

Alice Jones 123 

A lesbian hoe and is a fat retarded prick and will cheat on you prob loves 89 boys alswell as you do if she asked u out say no cause she got flat tits and ugly spotty face
Alice Jones 123 by Hty October 24, 2019