St. Albert

A certain small town somewhere in Alberta. Take a large city filled with a bunch of sports nuts, shrink down until it's 1/200 the size, throw in a ton of racism and homophobia, and take out everything that's remotely fun. A pathetic excuse for a town.

Person 1: We just passed St. Albert.
Person 2: Really? I must've blinked.

by danger!radio October 21, 2008

Albert Einstein

A smart man

Albert Einstein Is smart

Albert Einstein Is very smart
Albert Einstein Is extremely smart
(See what I did there 😏)

by סתם מפגרת August 31, 2020

prince albert

Prince Albert is the third-largest city (after Saskatoon and Regina) with a population of 41,072 as of 2006 in Saskatchewan, Canada.
The city is nick-named:
1. "Gateway to the North", as it is the most northen city centre in Saskatchewan.
2. P.A., short form of Prince Albert.

"I've heard of Prince Albert, its cold there."

by laura_spandex November 24, 2006

Prince Albert in a can

To use pierced male genitalia for anal sex.

The next day he was bragging to his friends about giving her a Prince Albert in a can.

by slugger bob October 18, 2010

Fat Albert

The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.

I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

albert

An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.

An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage

chad - stop being such an albert!

Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?

by EE3-Bro's-bro December 8, 2009

Albertisms

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode

Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"

by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013