alarm clock

the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.

dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.

by swami February 16, 2005

allahu akbar

Literally means, God is Great in arabic, and is used to praise God.
Some people think it's a joke and mock us by making bomb jokes with "Allahu akbar" in them...

12yearold: "Boom!!! ALLAHU AKBAR"
Muslim: Naw man that's racist.. It ain't like that man,

by The Real Pro June 18, 2015

Alarm

9:00 pm when a girl needs to take her birth control pill

Hey Emily, guess what? Alarm!

by nicole77 August 1, 2007

strawberry alarm clock

when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.

I woke her ass up with a strawberry alarm clock

by a11mikea11 January 6, 2011

The Jessica Alba

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."
Tom: "How'd she like it?"
Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

by Daniel Eastman April 23, 2005

Allahu Akbar

Mostly shouted by people from the middle east, but it can even be said calmly for the same intentions - it means to detonate an object, a building or even a being that you dislike.

Mom: Whats good, homie?? How was your first day at work?

Son: I'm gonna allahu akbar the crap out of dat place!

by pwrflnigguh November 15, 2014

mexican alarm clock

To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.

Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"

by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007