Pussy Asteroid

When a man has leftover, hardened balls of shit on his cock after the previous night and fucks his girl without showering

She felt like a shower after taking in that Pussy Asteroid

by Sunshower NC November 22, 2022

dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.

Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.

by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023

dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.

Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.

by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023

Chicxulub asteroid

Something that solves many problems with a single action, i. e. killing many birds with one stone. Named for what was responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs; since birds are dinosaurs, that means that the asteroid (a stone) killed many birds.
(cx is pronounced "ksh")

Snow is my Chicxulub asteroid; it gets me away from all my problems and helps me to feel better.

by ThighFish December 25, 2024

Mars Aeternum

Latin for 'Mars Eternally' or 'Eternal Mars'.
Promotes strong Martian nationalism, and is used to express pro-Cydonian sentiment from an anti-Earth perspective.

Vladislav: Yes, regrettable if the war was over before we have our chance to shed foul Earthborn blood.
Thomas: Mars aeternum!

by MartianSupremacist April 8, 2025

stuck in Amsterdam

To be stoned all the time and therefore being stuck in life and not getting forward.

Like if you start a Europe-trip, starting in Amsterdam and not getting to another city or country, because you would rather be stoned all the time.

Person A:"You heard something from Lukas recently?"
Person B:"No, he introduced his girlfriend to weed, she likes it a lot, and now they are stuck in Amsterdam."

by Lux'Kirschkern May 24, 2018

Bring The Asteroid

When humans exhibit behavior that makes you lose all faith in humanity to the point that you would like for an asteroid to impact Earth and end Human existence.

Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!

Ted: Bring The Asteroid.

by DostoevskysBeard April 25, 2023