Safety-net sub

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 14, 2008

Safety scissors

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom

Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!

by anonymous December 1, 2023

safety seal

hymen

after dating her three times, my gf finally let me break her safety seal

by chip king March 1, 2009

cut your safety

the act of taking/losing yours/someone's virginity

common term in the hockey locker room

Example: Connor and his girlfriend Megan are getting pretty serious and want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, let me cut your safety on Friday night I have a free spot"

Megan: "OMG babe, I have been thinking the same thing. Can I cut your safety?"

Connor: "Allie already cut my safety back in freshman year"

by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022

Hella lame traffic safety earring

Nickname given by character mitsuba sousuke to kou minamoto from franchise toilet bound hanako kun or tbhk

Hella lame traffic safety earring??
More like hella lame crybaby earring 💀

by nikolaigogolbestie August 22, 2024

Safety MOM

A Safety person that is not qualified in their job and needs an attitude adjustment. She prances her fat ass around writing every simple workplace violation up. When asked what the reference is for this violation she has nothing to say. Her nick names are: FAT CUNT, Large Marge, and Safety psycho.

The Safety Mom reamed out the workers for eating at their work centers. Safety Mom Julia likes to rat all on all of her co-workers out when she finds safety violations. Everyone watch out, Safety mom is prancing her fat ass over to the building in about 20 min. FUCK YOU, SAFEY MOM

by Covid Sham Artist August 21, 2025

safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.

The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.

by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021