She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's
by DPotort June 06, 2018
A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.
You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.
by Godawgs1975 February 04, 2022
Hamster vitamins : Vitamins made from parts of a hamster that are chewy yet have a slight punch of sliminess to it.
by City vocabulary May 19, 2022
Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.
Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
by Homer001 June 03, 2022
Hamster day is a day in which you have to give a hamster that you know attention and food until the day is over hamster day is on december 31st
by Custrupid December 16, 2020
by epiccockmaster69 October 03, 2021
They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them
by Cocklord69cum November 04, 2021