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Squeak Squeak 

self-depreciating, humorous response to the question
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
Normally only used by men who are in fact brave, but not suicidally so.

"Where's the cheese?" may also be used or added to emphasize the response.
"I don't really fancy going swimming with all those sharks around"
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
"Squeak Squeak. Where's the cheese?"
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squeak squeak 

squeak squeak by QwertyBored February 3, 2023

Squeak Squeak 

To Weasel yourself into a better position in poker, to gain a few measly points.
Mr B: I folded QQ when 3 players were all-in for an extra 10 points

Mr A: What a Weasel!

Mr B: Squeak Squeak!!
Squeak Squeak by PokerB August 27, 2012

Generation Squeak 

Generation Squeak or Gen Squeak is the demographic cohort after Generation Z. There are no specific starting dates, but it's assumed that the starting dates are between 2006 - 2013. This cohort is known to have very high pitch screams that usually annoys almost every generation in an online video game.
Gen Z: *plays any game*
*Generation Squeak joins game*

Gen Squeak: Hi guys
Gen Z: Shut up Squeaker
Generation Squeak by Nick Gurse August 12, 2018

squeak freak 

a shawty who makes freaky squeaky noises when shes drinking water. usually an indication that shes a skank. originated at white oaks secondary school in Oakville
Chris: "Damn, that girl at the water fountain is a real squeak freak"

Jackson: "Say on god bro"

Chris: "No cap!"
squeak freak by chase_0609 April 1, 2022

Chair Squeak

That's when a chair makes a noise while getting ready to sit on the chair, leaning back on the chair or getting off of the chair. Some chairs such as the recliner squeaks, caused by the springs and reclining mechanism. Rocking chairs make the squeaking sound while the chair is rocking back and forth. Some chairs that are leather and vinyl, the squeaks that they make sounds very simular to the fart sound. Farting while sitting on the chair at the same is why the person blames it on the chair when someone farts while sitting on the chair and says, My Chair Squeaked. An excuss for farting while sitting on or in the chair.
I wish my chair would stop squeaking, its annoying. My friend farted while he was sitting on the chair at the same time and he says; Oh my chair squeaked.
Chair Squeak by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

Half-Cheek-Squeak 

A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.
*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*
Half-Cheek-Squeak by ***sin*** April 16, 2009
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