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A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.
You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.
by Godawgs1975 February 4, 2022
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