gods bongos

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded

dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?

by celeste tits April 15, 2020

God of Sweets

The God of Sweets. Is one who lives off sweets. They have formed there body to accept sweets. They live and crave them. They will die if they don't have enough sweets thought. So they usually have a servant who brings them sweets on a daily baises.

The Boy, Lawliet, Who ate so much sweets. Became the God of Sweets.

by GeekyGal July 10, 2014

good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 07, 2018

Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"

by Hila Kleiner April 07, 2018

Combo God

Some Black dude who likes to scam people. MF thinks hes Saul Goodman with his cringe ass fuckin "Combo Courts"

Person 1: "Yo Combo God forgot to give the winner 1k again"
Person 2: *Pretends to be shocked*

by Esharp The Only December 29, 2022

demon of god

an absolute idiot that goes to church everyday to wipe away his sins

jared killed my cat and fucked my horses, hes a fucking demon of god

by ifuckmyowncatswithmen February 18, 2021

God Streak

When you don't beat your dick and begin a streak. Some say God streak reflects not beating your dick to pay your respects to God.

Everyday I wake up and try to go on a God Streak, but when I see Indian woman, I fail.

by Dont forgive me November 02, 2021