by lenny2701 May 12, 2009
Get the Penis Target Shooting. mug.the act of putting glue on the tip of two mans penis's and then sticking them together. sleep with like that overnight. Wake up in the morning and have FUN!
Brad: Hey man what is up with you today?
Michael: I just had the chinese penis trap done last night.
Michael: I just had the chinese penis trap done last night.
by Speedy__898 February 28, 2011
Get the chinese penis trap mug.The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
by hai_bai March 7, 2011
Get the mohawk-penis connection mug.A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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Something substantially larger than the puny pink pindicks of the insecure little whiteboys obsessed over this subject, alluring to Caucasian males and females alike.
I'm so jealous of Quintavius's footlong ebony endowment, I know a bitty wittle clitdick like mine could never conceivably match the sexual satisfaction provided to women of all shades by his black penis length.
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