dick smurf

A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).

MAN #1-"Ryan from waterpolo is a dick smurf!"
MAN #2-"Yeah, no kidding!"

by Hot Chocolate December 9, 2008

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Dick champion

a female who takes dick into every hole of the body

Jesse had a dick champion weekend.

by tyler lindahl March 3, 2008

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power dick

a guy that is a hot head super dominant that thinks he is the toughest man on the planet

hey jason who was that hitting on your girl friend?

oh thats fred he is such a fuckin power dick

by theskilo January 3, 2008

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Rocket Dick

when a guy's dick curls upwards and resembles a rocket.

"dude eamonn has a rocket dick!"
"really? thats gay."

by C0N C0N December 21, 2008

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dick sniffle

The act of inserting the nostrials between the scrotum and the penus. A person in this position would then start sniffling rapidly, much like a blood hound would do to find scent.

Often used to detect scrotal anomalies, such as bad hygene and/or STI's.

"Keesha, you better stay far from freddy! I already done that DICK SNIFFLE shit down on him, and he got stronger cheese than Chester Cheeta, girlfriend!"

by Thable September 26, 2015

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