chicken-neck it

when playing a game where you have to reach something with your head and stretching your neck a bit further in order to reach it

Wayne was reaching to bite the cereal box
Alex: you can do this, just chicken-neck it

by kriz-T December 26, 2013

shit house chicken

a meth whore who uses outhouses to satisfy johns

Surrey has the best shit house chickens in the lower mainland

by The Durty Duk February 15, 2015

chicken butter shup

A fat man`s ball sweat

That fat man got chicken butter shup all over the seat!

by the floppy couters March 27, 2015

Shit-Chicken

A girl that is not good looking, but you have no other options if you want to get laid that night

Yeah man, I can't do anything tonight, I have this shit-chicken coming over later on

by Lopez219 March 27, 2015

Hanging my Chicken

When a man puts his erect penis up into his waistband in a attempt to get rid or hide an erection.

Friend 1 - Man I got the most award boner yesterday.
Friend 2 - Dang, how did you get rid of it.
Friend 1 - I was Hanging my Chicken just so nobody would see it.

by bdun4 March 31, 2015

Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.

Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.

by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015

chicken dumpling

to take a poop

Sarah: dude why does the bathroom smell so bad?
Katie: Sorry I had to take a chicken dumpling.

by chickendumplings4life May 12, 2015