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Donald Trump

Will save our country.

Will dance to YMCA
Is orange
Is both 45th and 47th president
Better speaker than all of the democrats
Business man
Tim: do you know Donald Trump
Jim: how could I not, he saved our country!
by Newredgamer2000 March 22, 2025
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trump

A non-binary term encompassing cunts, Chads and Karens. non capitalised because all letters need to be like his hands and the use in concert with words like "stupid", "narcissistic", "fascist" or "bankrupt" is grammatically incorrect as the resulting phrase would be a tautology
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you are such a fucking trump
by The Twisted Navigator January 14, 2021
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Tour de Trump

The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war
The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
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coin trump

A trump that smells like two pence coins, quiet but vicious when smelt in confined spaces
Oh that was a lovely little coin trump, here smell this
by Todster August 6, 2018
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Trumped

Kyle messed up everything he touched at work, so he got trumped.
by pterodactyl55 November 12, 2020
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Trump odds

Hey, do you think I can dunk this from 50 yards?
-Ummmmm, I'd give you Trump odds on that.
by BBKingette February 21, 2017
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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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