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John Popper

When two men engage in docking their penises so a woman can suck on both penises at the same time like she was playing a harmonica
My buddy and I met a girl last night and she gave us a John Popper
by Burque Rooster May 20, 2023
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John Lennon

Jesus Christ is John Lennon's great-great-grea-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great
MANY GREATS LATER
great-great-grandfather
by Power476 February 2, 2021
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john thomas cornwell

a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.
by brownie_chels November 29, 2021
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John serechia

A local celebrity in the town ship of edgerton who has autism
That koo boy John serechia has serious autism foo
by Cee$ March 31, 2024
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John

John does not take care of himself but rather takes care of others. Does not check himself at all both friends and people first and last.

John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant.

John only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.

John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.

John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.
John is a caring person who you want to talk to when sad
by Guljeon November 13, 2023
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John Morris

To confidently share misinformation and insult people when proven wrong.
“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”

“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
by JohntheNonce January 9, 2020
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joel papachan john

A very odd person with terrible sense of fashion. This person may be book smart but has no common sense what so ever. He can be extremely annoying at times and very much hypocritical. This person often seeks other people’s approval and cares about their opinion. They also have a fear of missing out at all times. They also like to think they are funny but they are more bland than a flavorless rice cake. Overall if a Joel papachan John steps into your life run the other way and don’t hesitate!!!
Quick run that’s Joel papachan john!!!

That’s something Joel papachan John would do HAHA!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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