Porno Penis 

The shaving of the male genitals, commonly practiced among men in the porn industry.

After a grueling game of baskeball the boys headed to the shower. Thats when Bob noticed Jim had Porno Penis.

"That guy shaved everything down there, dude, he's got Porno Penis!"

Porno Penis by Firezombie February 26, 2008

walrus penis

a greasy big choad like penis with extra foreskin.

i once saw an obease guy with the most horrifying walrus penis.

walrus penis by detell July 11, 2010

Danario Penis 

A Very small dark penis

Danario penis is so small and dark

Danario Penis by Rocket league Fanboy February 21, 2017

fat penis 

a way to break an awkward silence in a conversation with friends.

Dave: she has nice skin
Bill: ...
Dave: Fat Penis

fat penis by neverdeadxe August 2, 2009

spaghetti penis 

1) A penis that has been in a moist area long enough that it feels heavily saturated, almost like a spaghetti noodle.

2) A long, thin, and flaccid penis.

1) She gave me a real spaghetti penis last night.

2) I don't think I'll call him back; he had a spaghetti penis.

spaghetti penis by robulastage May 2, 2010

PoD: Penis of Destiny 

Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.

Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;

Billy Mays

Elvis Presley

2PAC

Steve Irwin

Adolf Hitler

Bruce Lee

John F. Kennedy

John Lennon

Pope John Paul II

Julius Caesar

Christopher Colombus

Amelia Earhart

The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.

Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.

PoD: Penis of Destiny

An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:

Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,

He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,

and he died a slow painfull face melting death.

PoD: Penis of Destiny by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Jesus Penis 

When any male has a tattoo of Jesus inscribed upon their penis in any location.

Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."

Woman: "Oh, Jim! That feels fantastic!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"

Jesus Penis by RaptorJesus666 December 5, 2009