Fat dick

Just a fat dick is there more to explain

He had a fat dick

by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017

Dick muncher

An asshole who loves to fuck with you.

Asshole : *Throws a book at you*

Me: Wow your a fucking Dick muncher

by _7O9Fleece December 16, 2011

donkey dick

1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

by Danno April 1, 2005

Accordion Dick

When a dude tries to penetrate and girls cunt with his dick and it folds up like an accordion.

Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"

by Pat N, Mark W, and E.J. January 6, 2009

Bag of Dicks

A bunch of dicks in a bag

You eat a bag of dicks.

by Skirata May 28, 2008

Dick Morris

Clintons former speech writer, also conservative nut job. Really has had it out for clinton ever since he was fired by clinton, after being found with a hooker. 2 years later clinton would be found in a similar position

Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.

Man Dick Morris must really have it in for clinton. Well we all want to hurt our ex boss.

by Jon Opium October 7, 2006

chap-dick

The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.

"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."

by jinjo_one March 3, 2006